Leaving The Gun: Elite Op Walks Off Into the Sunset

Elite Opinion has been quiet lately. Some would say, too quiet.. And well, it's true. To put it simply, I don't have time to keep up with this little project anymore. Here's a math puzzle for you: Q: What does 2 jobs + 1 full-time college schedule + 2 other serious creative projects leave in terms of productivity for the internet's foremost offensive and pretentious media blog? A: Precisely Jack. So this is goodbye. Forever? We hope not, and probably not. Occasionally the site will be updated with quick-picks for music and possibly film. But not much else. We've greatly enjoyed our short run. And for all of the readers who were lucky enough to glean a little bit of knowledge from our most holy posts, yes, you're welcome. It's safe to say that most of you will be lost without our guidance. And so to lead you through the dark times, we offer you in absentia the following thought, for you to reflect and ponder upon: Sincerely, Dave Elite Opinion Creator and Editor-In-Chief P.S. J.J. Abrams is a liar, an idiot and a no talent hack and anyone interested in Cloverfield is by default, a moron. M:I 3? What the hell was that.