Elite Opion Waves Goodbye to 2006
|2006 is over.|
And what’s to say about it?
-Pirates of the Caribbean 2 made 8 trillion dollars.
-Peter Jackson fooled the entire planet into enjoying a 3 hour long exercise in cinematic abomination, again.
-Harry Potter books have replaced the Holy Bible in 98% of the planet’s households.
-President Bush fired the Secretary of Defense and replaced him with the president's long-time aid and friend,
-Steve Irwin was FINALLY killed by a dangerous animal. Surprised exactly no one.
-Rap is dead. And not only dead; but doused in gasoline, lit on fire, swept up and then pissed upon by a homeless person who urinated his name across the greasy ashes, “Jerry.”
-Hard music has become a creative void.
-Micheal Mann still writes scripts you’d be ashamed to use in an elementary school play.
-Darrin Aronofsky is the greatest living filmmaker.
-Gwen Stefani, Fergie and Nelly Furtado are the same person.
-FX is the new HBO. Actually, tv in general is the only medium showing any improved quality.
-Donald trump is raw.
-American Car makers are fucked.
But let’s get to the good stuff. Over the next couple of weeks Elite Op will give you some of the best and worst of 2006 in several different medias spanning music, film, literature, gaming, tv and others.
Thank us later.
More to come.